Dead Therapist 9000 – Horrifying Meets Hilarious 🔪🐰

Dead Therapist 9000 is a crime-solving adventure from Exploding Kittens with the dark humour and cartoon bunnies of The Oatmeal. It is for players aged 17 and up, alone or in a group, and takes about 2 to 4 hours.

Sessions with your new therapist were going great, until you find them brutally murdered. Now it is up to you to find out who did it. Work through the story cards, study the two case files and read the patient notes to search for clues and scour the evidence. Along the way, you decode hidden messages and solve puzzles that bring you closer to the killer. If you get stuck, the hint cards nudge you in the right direction, and the answer cards let you check whether you have cracked a puzzle. You can investigate on your own or sit down with friends and share the theories, the wrong guesses and the laughs. With its absurd jokes and grim crime scene, it makes a memorable evening for fans of The Oatmeal and of murder mysteries.

🔪 Murder Mystery

Catch the killer.

🧩 Hidden Messages

Puzzles to decode.

🐰 The Oatmeal Humour

Dark jokes, cute bunnies.

💡 Hint Cards

Help when you are stuck.

⏱️ 120–240 Minutes

A whole evening.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🕵️ Real detective work: clues, files and notes.
• 😂 Dark and funny: The Oatmeal style.
• 👥 Solo or together: your choice of team. More ideas among our adult party games.

Quick facts

• Players: 1+
• Age: 17+
• Playing time: 120–240 minutes
• Publisher: Exploding Kittens
• Art and humour: The Oatmeal
• Contents: 127 story cards, 2 case files, patient notes, 37 hint/answer cards, instructions
• Edition / language: English

Can I play it alone? Yes, it is for 1 or more players.
What if we get stuck? Use the hint cards, then the answer cards.

Open the case files and find out who killed your therapist in Dead Therapist 9000. 🔪

⚠️ Warning: Choking hazard – small parts. Not for children under 3 years.