Unstable Unicorns NSFW – Unicorns Don't Judge 🦄🔞

Unstable Unicorns NSFW from TeeTurtle is the adults-only base game of the strategic card game about building an army of Unicorns and betraying your friends. It is for 2 to 8 players aged 21+ and plays in about 30 to 60 minutes. The art and humour are cheeky and explicit, so keep it for grown-up company.

Everyone starts by choosing a deranged Baby Unicorn and placing it in their Stable. On your turn, you draw a card, then either play a card from your hand or draw another one. Unicorn cards fill your Stable, Upgrade cards give you positive effects, Downgrade cards are slapped onto rivals, and Magic cards have one-time effects. Instant cards can be played at any time, even on someone else's turn, to stop their plans, and they can be chained into a full-on battle. Cards let you sacrifice, destroy and steal, so no Stable is ever safe. With 2 to 5 players, the first to have seven Unicorns in their Stable wins; with 6 to 8 players, six Unicorns are enough. If the deck runs out first, the player with the most Unicorns wins. The rulebook also includes optional house rules for adults who want to raise the stakes. Expansion packs can be shuffled into the deck if you like a bigger game.

🦄 Build a Stable

Collect Unicorns to win.

💣 Sabotage

Destroy and steal.

✋ Instant Cards

Stop a rival's play.

🔞 Adults Only

Cheeky, explicit humour.

Why You'll Love It:

• 🎉 Party chaos: up to 8 players.
• 🧠 Strategy: timing and combos.
• 🔁 Expandable: add expansion packs. More ideas among our adult party games.

Quick facts

• Players: 2–8
• Age: 21+
• Playing time: about 30–60 minutes
• Publisher: TeeTurtle
• Contents: Unicorn, Baby Unicorn, Upgrade, Downgrade, Magic, Instant and reference cards, rulebook
• Edition: English or German (choose a variant)

How many Unicorns do I need to win? Seven with 2–5 players, six with 6–8 players.
Is it suitable for children? No, it is for adults aged 21+.

Horrify your friends with Unstable Unicorns NSFW. 🦄

⚠️ Warning: Choking hazard – small parts. Not for children under 3 years.