Butts on Things: Cheeky Matching Mayhem 🍑🎴

It’s not what you match—it’s how you match it! Welcome to the cheekiest card game you’ll ever play.

Place your cards face‑up in a grid, then watch for butt-to-butt matches across rows or columns to scoop up stacks of cards. Sneaky wild “buttload” cards trigger frantic grabs that can flip the game instantly.

😂 Hilarious & Fast-Paced Fun

Quick turns and cheeky illustrations ensure laughs from start to finish. Pick it up fast, play it faster—no one’s safe from a “buttload” surprise!

🧠 Simple, Smart Gameplay

Grid-based matching rewards clever placement and timing. Did you set someone else up for a big score—or outplay them with a wild card counterattack?

👨👩👧👦 Family- and Party-Friendly

Perfect for kids 8+ and adults too. With 2–4 players and a playtime under 20 minutes, it’s ideal for quick rounds at gatherings or game nights.

🎨 Delightfully Cheeky Art

Featuring wild, tongue-in-cheek illustrations by Brian Cook, this game is as visually entertaining as it is uproarious to play.

Get your rear in gear—lay down your cards and collect the most by matching butts. Will you snag the biggest haul, or end up with nothing but cheeky regrets? 🍑